A boozy banana pudding born on safari.
It all started innocently enough: I was hosting a safari-themed baby shower, complete with jungle décor, a money hanging off a pineapple, safari-themed napkins, and banana pudding on the menu. But somewhere between the lion cupcakes and the toucan balloons… the rum came out.
Next thing I knew, my banana pudding had taken a wild turn, trading its G-rating for a little grown-up swagger. And thus, The Drunk Monkey was born — a creamy, no-bake dessert that’s part tropical vacation, part mischief, and 100% crowd-pleaser.
It’s got all the classics: silky banana cream, smooth vanilla pudding, fresh bananas, whipped cream, and those nostalgic vanilla wafers — but now with a generous splash of dark rum to make things… swing. One bite and you’ll understand: this monkey doesn’t mess around.
Perfect for parties, girls’ nights, or just when you need a dessert that says, “I’m classy, but I like chaos.”

The Drunk Monkey No Bake
Ingredients:
- 1 (3.4 oz) package banana cream instant pudding mix
- 1 (3.4 oz) package vanilla instant pudding mix
- 3 cups very cold milk (whole milk preferred)
- 1/2 cup dark rum (or spiced rum for extra flavor)
- 1 (14 oz) can sweetened condensed milk
- 1 1/2 cups heavy whipping cream
- 2 tablespoons powdered sugar
- 1 box vanilla wafers
- 4–5 ripe bananas, sliced
Instructions:
- In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the banana cream pudding mix, vanilla pudding mix, and cold milk until smooth. Add in the sweetened condensed milk and rum. Whisk until combined.
- In a separate bowl, beat the heavy cream with the powdered sugar until stiff peaks form.
- Fold about 2/3 of the whipped cream into the chilled pudding mixture until smooth and fluffy. Save the rest for topping.
- In a trifle dish, large bowl, or 9×13 dish, or in little decoratative cups (as pictured) layer as follows: Cookies, then banana slices, then pudding mixture, then whipped cream.
- Just before serving, top with another cookie and a decorative item of your choice.

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